They’re everywhere on the internet. They come in all sizes and bastardizations of syntax and grammar. Yep, here are a few more bad pick-up lines I’ve gotten over the last couple days.
“would you like to unleash the inner child and play?” -Dude, you couldn’t even make it posessive? YOUR inner child? Nope, it really is beyond your scope of understanding, isn’t it? Oh, and remember to capitalize the first word in a sentence next time.
“hey, how are you cutie, you
attracted my eyes then I decided
if we could hang out for some good
time”
Is this some new kind of poetic form that I’m not aware of? You know, with un-natrual line breaks, and tense changes and stuff? Well, there’s something to be said for the punctuation if nothing else. Generally, it’s better to end a question with one of these ‘?’. I mean, yeah, your tone will carry the idea as a question, but just humour me on this one, ok? Also, I might be a woman, but I can make my own decisions as to whether or not “we could hang out for some good time”.
Finding a date on the internet is a lot like fishing in the canal. Sure, there is the possibility of finding something good, and although I am sure there are plenty of fish… be prepared to catch a lot of carp.
I miss all the retarded hilarious people I ran in to on internet dating sites!!